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From: anonymous (
Subject:         WalMart Greeter
Date: September 7, 2006 at 9:34 am PST

As I was retrieving a shopping cart in Wal*Mart yesterday a particularly unkempt, unattractive and mean-spirited woman who actually reeked of body odor pushed me aside. Shoving past me, the woman snarled at her kids, almost knocking another older lady down, grabbed the first cart and swung it around hitting an older man working there as one of the Wal*Mart Greeters.

As she pulled the cart away from the Greeter's stomach, in a kind and calming voice the Greeter, while gesturing towards the two children, said to to her, "Are they twins?"

Glaring at him, she snapped back saying, "No you old fool, the brat's 9 and the little witch is 7. Are you so blind you think they look alike?"

"No," replied the Greeter calmly, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

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