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From: Shari (
Subject:         Pope
Date: July 20, 2006 at 5:49 pm PST

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage
loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the
driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver,
"Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope,
"they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a
Cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do
that. I'd lose my job! And what if something
should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never
gone to work that morning.

"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be
something extra in it for you," says the Pope with
a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope
climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly
regrets his decision when, after exiting the
airport, The Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to
105 Mph. (Remember, he's a German Pope.)

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the
worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal
until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my
job!" moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as
the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him,
goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the
dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the
cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really
important," said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason!"
"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a
bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: " The Governor?"
Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "The President?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious,
"What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur!"

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