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From: John(HI) (cpe-204-210-113-29.hawaii.res.rr.com)
Subject:         Golf Cheat (an oldie)
Date: July 18, 2006 at 5:04 pm PST

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says,
"Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can
Forgive me."

His wife was hurt, but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we
Have now is far more valuable. I forgive you."

They embraced and kissed.

On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting his back swing when the
Wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, I've been so conscience-stricken
Since you told me, but since we're being honest with each other, I have
Something to tell you also. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change
Operation, I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me."

The husband froze at the top of his back swing, then threw a fit!
He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods! ,
Stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke the rest
Of his clubs one by one, then started on hers.

He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You despicable deceiver! How
Could you? I trusted you with all my heart and soul...and all these years ~~

You've been playing off the ladies tees!"

Some things are sacred.

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