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From: Shari (cm-24-121-25-4.bullhead.az.npgco.com)
Subject:         St. Peter
Date: May 30, 2006 at 1:01 am PST


St. Peter is very busy in Heaven, so he leaves a sign by the Pearly
Gates: "For Service Ring Bell." Away he goes; he barely gets started when
BING! The bell rings. He rushes back to the gates, but no one's there.

St. Peter goes back to work when suddenly BING! The bell rings again.
He rushes back to the gates, but no one's there. A little annoyed, St.
Peter goes back to work.

Suddenly, BING! The bell rings again. St. Peter goes back; again, no
one's there. "Okay, that's it," St. Peter says.

"I'm going to hide and watch to see what's going on." So St. Peter
Hides, and a moment later, a little old man walks up and rings the bell.
St. Peter jumps out and yells, "Aha! Are you the guy who keeps ringing
The bell?"

"Yes, that's me," the little old man says.

"Well, why do you keep ringing the bell and going away?" St. Peter asks.

"They keep resuscitating me," he replies.




G.W.Bush has to take a lie detector test.

Before the proceedings begin, when all the equipment is set up,
The operator explains: "Here's how it works.

We ask you a question, you answer.
If you are telling the truth, the green light will light up.
If you're lying, the red one will light up. Got it?"

"Got it," Bush responds.

The red light lights up.

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