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From: Jeff (
Subject:         Thoughts to ponder
Date: March 12, 2006 at 9:54 am PST

(1) Zero Gravity

When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that
ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem,
NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that
writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including
glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. *
**The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.*

(2) Our Constitution

"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it's worked for over 200 years and hell, we're not using it anymore."

(3) Ten Commandments

*The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse
is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges
and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.

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