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From: Dawn (dhcp1-66-244-79-171.stfd.smithvilledsl.net)
Subject:         Famous Last Words
Date: February 16, 2006 at 2:44 am PST

Famous Last Words
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were flying back from a funeral, and Air Force One was forced down in Indonesia, and the three were captured by terrorists. Hated by terrorists the most, George W. Bush was placed first against the wall before a firing squad and just before the order was given he yelled out, "EARTHQUAKE!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bush jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion. Bill Clinton was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Bill pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Bill yelled out, "TSUNAMI!" Again the squad fell apart and Bill slipped over the wall. The last person, Al Gore, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "FIRE!"

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