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From: Cato (adsl-66-136-226-148.dsl.ltrkar.swbell.net)
Subject:         Son-in-law
Date: October 30, 2005 at 2:35 pm PST

AS A WOMEN PASSED HER DAUGHTERS CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR,
SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM
WITHIN.
OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER
GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.
SHOCKED, SHE ASKED, "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU
DOING?"

THE DAUGHTER REPLIED, "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS
OLD, UNMARRIED AND THIS IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER
GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME
ALONE.

THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRLS FATHER HEARD THE SAME
BUZZING COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM
DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM HE OBSERVED HIS
DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.

TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER
SAID, "DAD, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED,
AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A
HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."

A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE AND DAUGHTER CAME HOME
FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE
KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE
COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE FAMILY ROOM. THEY
ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED THE HUSBAND/FATHER
SITTING ON THE COUCH, STARING AT THE TV.

THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING
LIKE CRAZY.

THE WIFE ASKED, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

THE HUSBAND REPLIED, "I'M WATCHING THE BALL GAME
WITH MY SON-IN-LAW."

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