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From: Shari (cm-24-121-75-78.bullhead.az.npgco.com)
Subject:         Three Texas surgeons
Date: October 12, 2005 at 7:09 am PST

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. The first said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and eight months later, he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in the Olympic decathlon."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's a$$ and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."






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