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From: Shari (cm-24-121-75-78.bullhead.az.npgco.com)
Subject:         Signed, Rich
Date: October 8, 2005 at 6:48 pm PST

Divorce Letter...... This sure must have smarted just a little.....
> > >
> > >You all have got to read this one it is hilarious.
> > >
> > >
> > >Dear Husband:
> > >
> > >I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
> > >I've
> > >been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for
> > >it.
> > >These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that
> > >you
> > >had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you
> > >came
> > >home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked
> > >your
> > >favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate
> > >in
> > >two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You
> > >don't
> > >tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either
> > >you're
> > >cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
> > >
> > >P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
> > >away
> > >to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
> > > Your Ex-wife
> > >
> > >Dear Ex-wife:
> > >
> > >Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true
> > >that you
> > >and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far
> > >cry
> > >from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out
> > >your
> > >constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you
> > >cut
> > >off
> > >all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You
> > >look
> > >just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't
> > >say
> > >anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten
> > >me
> > >confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years
> > >ago.
> > > I
> > >went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the
> > >price
> > >tag
> > >was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother
> > >had
> > >just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was
> > >$49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could
> > >work it
> > >out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million
> > >dollars,
> > >I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home
> > >you
> > >were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have
> > >the
> > >filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that
> > >you
> > >wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
> > >
> > >P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was
> > >born
> > >Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
> > >
> > >
> > >Signed,
> > >
> > >Rich As H#ll and Free!

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