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From: Cato (
Subject:         Clocks
Date: October 4, 2005 at 11:39 am PST

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter
answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has
a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your
clock will move."

Oh" said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's
Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible"
said the man.

"And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded,
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
entire life."

Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock
is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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