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From: Dave (fc-dialup-207-177-85-238.wctatel.net)
Subject:         How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Date: August 27, 2005 at 6:37 pm PST

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
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> 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've
>got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
>burned out bulb?
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> 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
>not up to code.
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> 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
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> 4. Rottweiler: Make me.
> 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the
>dark.
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> 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
>Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
> 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these
>people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make
>just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
>advantage of the situation.
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> 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing
>off the walls and furniture.
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> 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a
>light bulb!
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> 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet
>in the dark.
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> 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking
>light bulb."
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> 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
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> 13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
>little circle...
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> 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
>it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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> How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
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> Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
>real question is:
> "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner,
>and a massage?"
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> ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS
>HAVE STAFF!

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