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From: Cato (
Subject: Cowboy
Date: July 27, 2005 at 4:09 pm PST

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains
without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling
through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when
all of a sudden; he sees an object sticking out of the sand several
yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand,
and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out
pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an IRS ID
badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook.
She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. "Well, cowboy," says the
genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes." "I'm not falling
for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an
IRS genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
like you're a goner anyway!" The cowboy thinks about this for a minute,
and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis
with plenty of food and drink."
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. "OK,
cowpoke, what's your second wish." "My second wish is that I was rich
beyond my wildest dreams."
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems. "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more
wish. Better make it a good one!" After thinking for a few minutes, the
cowboy says... "I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story:
If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string

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