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From: Shari (
Subject: Telemarketers
Date: July 27, 2005 at 4:00 pm PST

The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal, and
as I answered it I was greeted with " is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss" not
sounding anything like my name, so I said who is calling? The
telemarketer said he was with The Rubber band Powered Freezer company or
something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam personaly
and why was he calling this number. I then said off to the side, "get
really good pictures of the body and all the blood" then turned back to
the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and
must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he
would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to
testify in this murder case. I then questioned the caller at great
length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he
worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had
been about one hour before he made this call. The telemarketer was
getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice. I
then told him we had located his position at his work place and the
police were entering the building to take him into custody, at that
point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away. My
wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming down
my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes.
My meal was cold, but after what I had pulled, very enjoyable.

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