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From: Shari (cm-24-121-75-211.bullhead.az.npgco.com)
Subject: WHY HE FIRED HIS SECRETARY .....
Date: July 18, 2005 at 4:50 pm PST

WHY HE FIRED HIS SECRETARY . . .
> >
> > LAST WEEK WAS HIS BIRTHDAY AND HE DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT
> > MORNING. HE WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING HIS WIFE WOULD BE
> > PLEASANT AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR
HIM.
> > AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY
> > BIRTHDAY."
> >
> >
> > HE THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL REMEMBER.
> > THE KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN HE LEFT FOR
> > THE OFFICE, HE WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT.
> >
> > AS HE WALKED INTO THE OFFICE, HIS SECRETARY, JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING,
> > BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD
> > REMEMBERED. HE WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK WHEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND
> > SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR
> > BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME."
> >
> > HE SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.
LET'S
> > GO!" WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO,
> > INSTEAD WE DINED AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO
> > MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY.
> >
> >
> > ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A
BEAUTIFUL
> > DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?" HE RESPONDED, "I
> > GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?" SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY
> > APARTMENT."
> > AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS, IF
YOU
> > DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE
RIGHT
> > BACK."
> >
> > "OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.
> >
> > SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT
> > CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY HIS WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS
OF
> > MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
> >
> > AND HE JUST SAT THERE . . .
> >
> > ON THE COUCH . . .
> >
> > NAKED!




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