From: Shari (cm-24-121-75-211.bullhead.az.npgco.com)
Subject: That's once !!
Date: July 11, 2005 at 8:46 pm PST
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding
anniversary on the beach
in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility
had long been the
talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple".
reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,"
visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip
down to the bottom
of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my
stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down
at the horse and
quietly said, That's once.""We proceeded a little
further and the
stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her
water. Once more my
wife quietly said,
"That's Twice."We hadn't gone a half-mile when the
horse stumbled for
third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from
her purse and shot
the horse dead.I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with
you, Woman! Why
you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"
She looked at
and quietly said, "That's once" And from that
moment... we have lived
happily ever after.
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