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From: siSta (
Subject: These two must be made for each other......
Date: June 22, 2005 at 6:11 pm PST

In Reply to: Exact change posted by Iddlecum Tume on June 22, 2005 at 1:24 pm:

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that "classic
patronizing smirk" we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah" said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a$$h0le" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket: $95.00
Court Costs: $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS

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