From: richard (dip-94.maxg1-1.dips.meadville.csonline.net)
Subject: A Little Funny Beesmess
Date: June 12, 2005 at 7:03 pm PST
Once upon a time.......
There was a crowd of bees flying around,. powered by gasoline!!,
rather than the allergenic goodies that bees usually eat.
As they flew along, periodically a bee or two would sputter;
fly down to a gas station, and drink up the gas spilled
in fueling a car, then fly up torejoin the crowd.
One of the bees began to sputter a little, but flew right by an open
gas station. As he passed the second station, he was coughing badly,
but flew on. Finally, on his last fumes, he dove down to a station and
When he rejoined the crowd, his neighbor challenged him: "Look, you
passed right by an open station when you started to get low. You passed
another station when you were perilously low. And finally, you ran out
of gas just in time to glide into that last station. Are you crazy?"
He replied, "Well, it's like this. The first was a Gulf
station. Yuck! The second, Texaco. .Ugh! But
the third an Esso ! My favorite.brand!!."...
...(Well, ...you know what they say, .. "There's an Esso Bee in
every crowd!" )
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