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From: Jeff (webwizard.vegsource.com)
Subject: Redneck haikus
Date: March 28, 2005 at 12:24 pm PST

~Redneck haikus~

ENIGMA

Rusty Paradox
Half Camaro, half Trans-Am
Yet it does not run

MYTHOLOGY

In ancient legend
Once lived singing fish much like
Big Mouth Billy Bass

SEDUCTION

Impassioned lovers
Probing erotic limits
In Hardees drive thru

CHOICES

Jax, Falstaff, Lone Star?
I ponder cooler specials
Ahh, Pearl $1.99

WINTER DANCE

Whirling, spinning, free
S-10 skates playful circles
On parking lot ice

IT HAPPENED AT STOP 'N' GO

Burning agony
Dale got his rattail stuck in
Hot weenie roller

CONDITIONS

Mustang decal reads:
Attention! Ass, Grass or Gas
Nobody Rides Free

IMPRISONED HEARTS

Tammy excites Wayne
With edible panties at
Conjugal visit

SPARK OF GENIUS

Carl made backyard pool
From old pickup bedliner
Wisht I thought of that

CUCKOLDED

Her ultimatum:
You ain't spendin' my money
On no damn race car



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