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From: Cato (
Subject: Happy days are here again
Date: March 28, 2005 at 6:46 am PST

An Irish woman visited her
physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viag*a? asks the doctor.

"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".

"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Drop it into
his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try
and call me in a week to let me know how things went".

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor,
who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear
exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was
horrid. Just terrible, doctor!".

"Really? What happened"? asked the doctor?

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He
jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his
eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!

With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and
tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and
took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate
love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I
tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean
the sex your husband provided was not good"?

"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as
I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face
in Starbucks again".

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