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From: Haha (ppp-64-219-195-60.dialup.hstntx.swbell.net)
Subject: Bacon & Eggs
Date: March 8, 2005 at 7:53 pm PST

little boy comes down to breakfast.
Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his> mother with a smile, and says "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"



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