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From: Cato (
Subject: Hard to get into heaven
Date: March 7, 2005 at 9:10 am PST

Three preachers, A Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Southern Baptist
and their wives were all on a cruise together. A tidal wave came up
and swamped the ship, and all the couples drowned.

Soon, they're standing before St. Peter at the pearly gates to be
judged. The first in line was the Presbyterian and his wife St. Peter
shook his head sadly and said, "I can't let you in. You were moral
and upright, but you loved money too much. You loved it so much, you
even married a woman named Penny." St. Peter waved sadly, and poof,
down the chute to Hell they went.

Then came the Methodist. "Sorry, can't let you in either," said
Saint Peter. "You abstained from liquor and dancing and cards, but
you loved food too much. You loved food so much, you even married a
woman named Candy!" Sadly, St. Peter waved again, and down the chute
went the Methodists.

The Southern Baptist turned to his wife and whispered nervously, "It
ain't looking good, Fanny."

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