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From: Cato (
Subject: Vaseline
Date: March 1, 2005 at 12:36 pm PST

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a
young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

She replied, "We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually people lie
to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help
with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for
sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far,
can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put
it on the doorknob, and it keeps the kids out."

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