From: Jeff (webwizard.vegsource.com)
Subject: Being six again.....
Date: February 22, 2005 at 9:18 am PST
The husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to
be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he woke up
early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her
off to Disneyland. What a day! They went on every ride in the park. The
Matterhorn, Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, and
the Haunted Mansion. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. They drove to a McDonald's
where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie to see the latest
blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big
smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed. "Is that what
this crazy day was all about? You idiot, I meant my dress size!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna
get it wrong!
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