From: Cato (adsl-68-88-185-182.dsl.ltrkar.swbell.net)
Subject: No prescription needed
Date: February 3, 2005 at 5:43 pm PST
A lady walks into the Drug Store and tells the pharmacist she needs CYANIDE! The pharmacist said,
"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she wants to poison her husband. The pharmacist said,
" I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail! You can NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."