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From: Jeff (webwizard.vegsource.com)
Subject: train ride
Date: January 27, 2005 at 3:22 pm PST

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 a.m., he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying"Madam, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies: "Get your own God-damned blanket!"

After a moment of silence, the man farts.




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