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From: Jeff (webwizard.vegsource.com)
Subject: and another
Date: January 17, 2005 at 1:29 pm PST

In Reply to: Another Washington Post Competition posted by John(HI) on January 12, 2005 at 3:39 pm:

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's
winners:

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

3. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

4. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

5. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.

6. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

7. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra
credit.)

8. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

9. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

10. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

11. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.

12. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

13. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

14. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in
the fruit you're eating.


And the pick of the literature:

15. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an assh0le.



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