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From: Shari (67-136-100-37.dsl2.kgm.az.frontiernet.net)
Subject: cat food
Date: February 2, 2004 at 6:09 am PST
A woman is enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one day
> >when she said; "Oh, No! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband!
> >He's
> >going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time."
> >
> >When she gets home, she realizes she doesn't have enough time to go to
> >the supermarket, and all she has in the cupboard is a wilted lettuce leaf,
> >an egg and a can of cat food.
> >In a panic, she opens the can of cat food, stirs in the egg and
> >garnishes it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband is pulling up.
> >
> >She greets her husband and then watches in horror as he sits down to
> >his dinner. To her surprise, the husband is really enjoying his dinner.
> >"Darling, this the best dinner you have made for me in forty years of
> >marriage. You can make this for me any old day."
> >
> >Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her
> >husband the same dish.
> >She told her golf partners about it and they were all horrified.
> >"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.
> >Two months later, her husband died.
> >The women were sitting around when one of them said, "You killed him!
> >We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How
> >can
> >you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?"
> >The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the window
> >sill while he was licking his a%%."
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