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From: abcxyz (151.204.50.73)
Subject: 15 things to do at WalMart
Date: March 20, 2003 at 9:53 am PST
Fifteen Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking his or
her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in only if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"
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