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Subject:         An older Jewish couple
Date: August 8, 2007 at 9:14 am PST

An older Jewish couple from Bensonhurst won a 200 million dollar lottery. They decided that they wanted to move to London and live amongst the Jewish "hoypaloy" there for their remaining days. Mrs. Goldberg was a bit of a social climber and now she could bloom for sure.

They purchased a lovely brownstone home on "the" street in London, registered in "the" Temple and after much inquiring found "the" agency from which to get the most British butler available, money no object. Jeeves was their man.

One day, as they were leaving for their walk in the park, Jeeves was told that the Cohen's were coming for dinner and to set the table for 4. Upon their arrival home, they passed by the dining room and noticed that it was set for 8. Rather angry that her orders were not followed to a T,

Mrs. Goldberg calls Jeeves on the carpet. "Why is the table set for 8 when I distinctly said 4????"

Jeeves raised himself up, looked her in the eye and stated, "the Cohen's called, and they are bringing the Blintzes and the Knishes with them! "

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