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From: John(HI) (cpe-66-91-35-25.hawaii.res.rr.com)
Subject:         The Raise
Date: November 16, 2007 at 11:33 pm PST

The maid asked for a raise.

The Madam was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you
want an increase?'

Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.'
Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'The Master said so.'
Madam: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?'
Maria: 'The Master did.'
Madam: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?'
Maria: 'No Madam, the gardener did.'

………...Maria got her raise

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