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From: John(HI) (cpe-66-91-35-25.hawaii.res.rr.com)
Subject:         How old? (mildly rude)
Date: November 16, 2007 at 7:06 pm PST

A Woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a gas station to buy a
newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply."

"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says
happily.

A little while later she goes into the drugstore and
asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."

The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope,
I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She
stops in a 7/11 on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."

Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"

While waiting for a bus to go home, she asks an
old man waiting next to her the same question.

He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until her
curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible,
how could you tell?"

"I was behind you at the Safeway."

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