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From: John(HI) (cpe-66-91-206-255.hawaii.res.rr.com)
Subject:         How's Heaven?
Date: November 5, 2007 at 6:14 pm PST

A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a sťance. Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, her husband's voice was heard answering, "Hello Mary, this is meeee..."

"George," she answered. "I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?"

"Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," George answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. And the only thing we do all day long is eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over."

"I'm so happy you made it to heaven," his wife cried.

"Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm a freakiní buffalo in Wyoming!"

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