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From: John(HI) (
Subject:         The one-eyed redhead
Date: October 19, 2007 at 7:58 pm PST

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass
eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh
my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "I'm
sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it
up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens. After paying for
everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a
nightcap and stay for breakfast. They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfa st with all the trimmings. The
guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible! "You
know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy
you meet? "

"No," she replies. . . . .

"You just happened to catch my eye."

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