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From: John(HI) (cpe-66-91-206-164.hawaii.res.rr.com)
Subject:         Coroner's Report
Date: October 5, 2007 at 5:09 pm PST

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles
on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has
happened.

Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body: A Frenchman, 72, died of
heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

"Second body: Irishman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the
lottery,spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the
smile.

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Danny Earl,
the Redneck from Arkansas, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

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