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From: anonymous (user193001.pclan.ets.org)
Subject:         Jewish humor
Date: September 27, 2007 at 11:18 am PST

Abe has a job that takes him everywhere and he frequently has problems finding a synagogue in some of the towns, so he figures God is everywhere and so he decides to go into Church, to worship.

He takes out the Tallis puts on his yarmulke and dresses himself, and proceeds to pray.
The Priest comes in and wants to start the Services and having heard the whispers from some of his congregants He stands up and says,"Will all non-Catholics please leave."

Abe goes right on davening.

Next request, again "Will all non Catholics please leave."

Nobody moves. Nobody responds.

Finally, the Priest gets up and says," Will ALL JEWS please leave!"

At this Abe gets up folds his Tallis and packs it away, takes off his yarmulke and puts it away. Then Abe goes to the altar and picks up a statue of the baby Jesus and says the immortal words:

"Come bubbela, they don't want us here anymore."

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