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From: John(HI) (
Subject:         California Laws
Date: September 2, 2007 at 7:28 pm PST

California Crazy Laws

# Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

# Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

# Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.

# Bathhouses are against the law.

# In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.

# No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

# Women may not drive in a house coat.

# It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.


# Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.


# You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.

Baldwin Park

# Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.


# City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."


# You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.


# It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.


# Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)

# Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.


# Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.


# It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).


# It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.


# You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.


# It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".


# It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

Long Beach

# It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.

# Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.

Los Angeles

# Toads may not be licked.

# You may not hunt moths under a street light.

# It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.

# You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

# Zoot suits are prohibited.

# It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

# It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.


# Roosters may not crow in the city limits.

Pacific Grove

# Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

Palm Springs

# It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.


# It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.


# Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.


# Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it.


# One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.

San Diego

# The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

# It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.

San Francisco

# Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

# Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.

# It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.

# It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.

San Jose

# It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595

Santa Monica

# You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.


# Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

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