Sometimes when I'm board.. you know, wandering around the apartment naked munching alfalfa aprouts from my sprouter. I decide to do something to excite my boyfriend when he gets home. I go to the fridge and remove 2 big red cabbage leaves and adhere them to my breasts, a handfull of wild blue berries, a carton of soy ice cream and an organic cucumber. When my man arrives home I am waiting in the candle lit bed room.
