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They
Were Feeding Cattle Cattle!
lyrics by Ed Mox
(Sung
to the tune "She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain")
We complained when they were feeding
cows to cows.
We complained when they were feeding cows to cows.
They got riled when we said it,
and they vowed that we'd regret
that we complained when they were feeding cows to cows.
Oh that super wrangler Engler had a beef.
After Oprah's show his futures came to grief.
Oh she gave his cage a rattle
(he'd been feeding cattle cattle)
oh that super wrangler Engler had a beef.
He rounded up a lawyer posse, holy cow,
because speech as free as ours they won't allow.
Tramplin' on the First Amendment,
scouting for a rich defendant,
fighting for the right to feed their cows some cow.
But when Oprah came to Texas with her crew,
even super wrangler Engler surely knew,
that his lawsuit was a loser:
"Well how dare that man accuse her!"
Amarillo is in love with Oprah too!
Lyrics
copyright 1998 Kira Sampson especially for http://vegsource.org
permission to reprint granted only if copyright line above is
included in full in any reprint.
Another Hit Song: Heroes
of Amarillo!
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