Vegan Deli

Vegan Deli  by Jo Stepaniak

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Raising Vegetarian Children
by Jo Stepaniak, M.S.Ed., & Vesanto Melina M.S., R.D.

Raising Vegetarian Children

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Send in the Clowns

With sincere apologies to Stephen Sondheim

This is the story of a happy young couple who suddenly find themselves in a crisis because one of them has become a vegetarian.

Isn't it rich,
Are we a pair,
I won't eat animals
and you just don't care

SEND IN THE CLOWNS

Isn't it bliss,
We've lost our feel
One who has opened his eyes
One whose are sealed

But where are the clowns?
SEND IN THE CLOWNS

Just when I thought, we had it all
Finally finding the one who could make me feel tall
Making this mess, with my usual flair,
But I can't take their lives, it just isn't fair.

Don't you love the farce,
I've changed, it's clear
But I can't ignore what I see,
their pain and their fear.

But where are the clowns?
SEND IN THE CLOWNS

Don't bother; they're here.

Isn't it rich,
Isn't it queer,
We can't keep living like this
it's a veneer.

But where are the clowns?
SEND IN THE CLOWNS
Well . . . maybe next year.

Fred F.
New Jersey

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The Ultimate Uncheese Cookbook

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The Food Allergy
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