I read one article that said a father called in to say the toothpick trick "traumatized" his son! Traumatized? That father has a LONG row to hoe if a toothpick trick traumatized his son.
Wizardry? I should have known, as a kid, that I could have said my mean math teacher (ask anyone) reminded me of Endora from Bewitched and maybe SHE would have been suspended!