From: Vonnie (1cust66.tnt1.louisa.va.da.uu.net - 67.201.146.66)
Subject: Here are some more strange warnings on items.
Date: November 20, 2002 at 8:15 am PST
Here are some more strange warnings on items. (took this from the single parents board)
On a packet of juggling balls:
"This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA."
Seen on a camera:
"This camera only works when there is film inside."
On a bottle of flavored milk drink:
"After opening, keep upright."
On a can of windscreen de-icing spray:
"Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."
On a can of insect spray:
"Kills all kinds of insects! Warning: this spray is harmful to bees."
A different brand of insect spray:
"Kills flies, wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects.
Not tested on animals."
On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines:
"Protect from seawater."
Vonnie
P.S. My own odd one! On a bottle of body cleanser for the shower "Caution! Use common sense!"
