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Praise the Lord
> An elderly lady was well known for her faith and for her boldness in
> talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout, "PRAISE
> THE LORD!"
> Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her
> proclamations that he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
> Hard times set in on the elderly lady and she prayed for God to send her
> some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD!!
> GOD, I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE, LORD, SEND ME SOME
> The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of
> groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD!!!"
> The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Ha, ha. I told you
> there was no Lord. I bought those groceries. God didn't."
> The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and saying,
> "PRAISE THE LORD!!! He not only sent me groceries, but He made
> the devil pay for them. PRAISE THE LORD!!!!"
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