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From: CA Girl (66-214-194-63.dhcp.gvrb.ca.charter.com)
Subject: One more...
Date: April 5, 2006 at 9:23 pm PST

Ralph was depressed and went to a bar. The bartender was an acquaintance of his and notices that Ralph was upset.

He says to Ralph, "why are you so depressed?" Ralph says "I know everybody in the world and there is nothing new for me to do."

His friend says "I bet you don't know Paul McCartney." Ralph asks him for the phone, dials a number, and then the bartender hears Paul's voice.

Afterwards, the friend says "I bet you don't know Bush." Ralph asks for the phone again, and in a bit, hears a southern drawl on the phone.

Then the friend says, "I bet you don't know the Pope." Ralph says "yes I do." So the friend buys two plane tickets and they travel to the Vatican.

While waiting below the Pope's balcony for the Pope to come out, Ralph disappears, leaving his friend to wait alone.

A while later the Pope comes out and Ralph is arm in arm with him. The friend then hears someone in the crowd near him say -"hey, who is that guy with Ralph?"