THE HEALTHY HEART SONG
My doctor told me I was plugged, my arteries lined with plaque.
I need to change my ways today or have a heart attack,
eat more fish and drink more wine and do more exercise,
for then you will extend your life, to tell more truths than lies.

The doctor ordered me some drugs to take each day for sure.
There is no guarantee of cure, except to make me poor.
For everywhere both far and near, the rich and poor will die.
Of heart attack and stroke and in their graves they’ll lie.

Along came Linus Pauling with his saving protocol.
He said to drink more orange juice, with a little alcohol.
The truth that you must know to keep your arteries clear.
Is not as simple as his words, you must not harbor fear.

The cure to keep you healthy, is more than vitamin C,
Amino acids, niacin, and anti-oxidant teas.
Along with fearsome exercise and cleansing of your gut.
Remove your mind from prejudice, think thoughts not from your butt.
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It’s been 2 years, since my doctor said my heart is full of fat.
With Linus Pauling’s protocol, each day I firmly sat.
My cardio said I should know my calcium score, so he scanned my heart.
If its under 10 he won’t see me no more.
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The pain is gone, my chest is clear, my pressure’s nice and low.
When I climb a hill I chug along, my legs just seem to flow.
My doctor checked my score, he dropped his jaw in awe.
A zero faced him squarely, thats exactly what he saw.
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