How Santa Knows If
You've Been Good
with
April Clanton
You
better watch out
You
better not cry
You
better not pout
I'm
tellin' you why
Santa
Claus is tapping...your phone.
He's
buggin' your room
He's
readin' your mail
He's
keepin' a file
And
runnin a tail
Santa
Claus is tapping...your phone
He
hears you in the bedroom
Surveills
you out of doors
And
if that doesn't get the goods
Then
he'll use provocateurs.
So
you mustn't assume
That
you are secure
On
Christmas Eve
He'll
kick in your door
Santa
Claus is tapping...your phone
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April Clanton
is a popular contributor at VegSource, and all-around nice
gal. You may see her slinking around the boards under the handle
"Kellas Cat."
April's column, Mirth
and Muse, is an occasional feature of VegSource On-Line
Magazine.
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