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How Santa Knows If You've Been Good
with
April Clanton

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm tellin' you why
Santa Claus is tapping...your phone.

He's buggin' your room
He's readin' your mail
He's keepin' a file
And runnin a tail
Santa Claus is tapping...your phone

He hears you in the bedroom
Surveills you out of doors
And if that doesn't get the goods
Then he'll use provocateurs.

So you mustn't assume
That you are secure
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door
Santa Claus is tapping...your phone

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April Clanton is a popular contributor at VegSource, and all-around nice gal. You may see her slinking around the boards under the handle "Kellas Cat."

April's column, Mirth and Muse, is an occasional feature of VegSource On-Line Magazine.